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How many hearts does an octopus have?

Wikipedia says an octopus carries the copper-rich protein haemocyanin, which transports oxygen and gives its blood a blue colour; the quiz answer is three hearts.

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  1. Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorThe question, animals. How many hearts does an octopus have? A, one. B, two. C, three. D, eight.

  2. Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorOh, I know this one! It's A! I can feel it in my gut, right next to the funnel cake.

  3. Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorChat, play along. You have ten seconds, and Chip has a head start on being wrong.

  4. Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorMy minivan has one engine and it gets me everywhere. One heart, one octopus, done.

  5. Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorThe other seven arms are basically cupholders. Nobody puts a heart in a cupholder.

  6. Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorFinal answer, A! One heart!

  7. Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorThe answer is C, three. Octopus blood is blue, thanks to a copper-rich protein called haemocyanin, per Wikipedia.

  8. Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorThree? My minivan needed a tow in a Hobby Lobby parking lot with one.

  9. Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorThen the octopus is the better vehicle. Blue blood and a spare heart. Your minivan has neither.

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