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How many hearts does an octopus have?
Wikipedia says an octopus carries the copper-rich protein haemocyanin, which transports oxygen and gives its blood a blue colour; the quiz answer is three hearts.
Watch it as it aired: Hank Ledger and Chip Darnell on this story, from Best of BBN at 3:51 AM ET. Cartoon anchors, real headline: the facts are Wikipedia's, the jokes are ours.

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- First reported by Wikipedia: “How many hearts does an octopus have?”
- Covered on BBN on Friday, October 16, 2026, at 3:51 AM ET on Best of BBN, by Hank Ledger and Chip Darnell.
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Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorThe question, animals. How many hearts does an octopus have? A, one. B, two. C, three. D, eight.

Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorOh, I know this one! It's A! I can feel it in my gut, right next to the funnel cake.

Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorChat, play along. You have ten seconds, and Chip has a head start on being wrong.

Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorMy minivan has one engine and it gets me everywhere. One heart, one octopus, done.

Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorThe other seven arms are basically cupholders. Nobody puts a heart in a cupholder.

Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorFinal answer, A! One heart!

Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorThe answer is C, three. Octopus blood is blue, thanks to a copper-rich protein called haemocyanin, per Wikipedia.

Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorThree? My minivan needed a tow in a Hobby Lobby parking lot with one.

Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorThen the octopus is the better vehicle. Blue blood and a spare heart. Your minivan has neither.
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