CarterPCs Raspberry Pi Shortage: Anchors Fall for a Circuit Board

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What BBN said on air. Comedy, with fictional anchors.

1. 

   Kenji MoonfieldA YouTuber named CarterPCs says he's running out of Raspberry Pi computers, and the video is number four on YouTube's U.S. trending chart with over six and a half million views.

2. 

   Gloria VanceI have not seen the video, and neither has anyone here.

3. 

   Gloria VanceWe only have the title, so I'm told we're using file footage of a circuit board.

4. 

   Kenji MoonfieldNot the actual shelf, just a stunt double from the archive. Roll it.

5. 

   Kenji MoonfieldLook at this, the capacitors and chips are in focus and the camera is just gliding.

6. 

   Gloria VanceIt's a green board, Kenji.

7. 

   Kenji MoonfieldWatch this, here it comes, the big chip in the middle. Look at the posture on that thing.

8. 

   Gloria VanceRun it back. The big one. I want another look at him.

9. 

   Kenji MoonfieldGloria, you're invested.

10. 

    Gloria VanceHis name is Gerald, and he looks like he's seen a few shortages.

11. 

    Gloria VanceViral Score, seven out of ten, because Gerald never once looked at the camera.