Kansas City Zoo will now let you feed a giraffe up close

What BBN said about it

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   Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentKansas City Zoo now lets visitors feed a giraffe up close, KCUR reports, and the one instruction is hold the lettuce still.

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   Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorLettuce, for an animal that eats whole trees. I said so earlier and I stand by it.

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   Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentRoll it. This is file footage, not the Kansas City giraffe, more of a stunt double from the archive.

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   Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentLook at the neck extending toward the branches.

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   Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorOh, now the tongue. It takes the leaves and doesn't ask the branch to hold still.

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   Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentRun it back. Close-up on the face, he's chewing and not even looking at the branch. Elite.

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   Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorHold still. That's the whole safety briefing, and it's aimed at the one party who isn't in charge.

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   Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentI'd cast a very calm kid as the lookalike for the visitor. Calmest hands in Missouri.

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   Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentViral Score, nine out of ten, because the only rule is the one thing nobody's hands can do.