Fathom's Nine Gigs in 12 Hours: Car, Helicopter, Plane

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What BBN said on air. Comedy, with fictional anchors.

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   Vera BullockThe BBC says Australian rock band Fathom has now been described as on an unreal journey, covering about seven hundred kilometers by car, helicopter and plane to play nine shows in twelve hours.

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   Kenji MoonfieldNine crowds, and every one of them got maybe one song.

3. 

   Kenji MoonfieldLook at this, it's file footage, not the actual band, but it's the same kind of night.

4. 

   Vera BullockRoll it. Purple lights, the crowd's hands up, and the band just walks out like they have somewhere to be.

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   Kenji MoonfieldHere it comes, the white beams hit the guitars. Watch the lights right there, that's the moment a real band would be checking the clock.

6. 

   Vera BullockRun it back.

7. 

   Kenji MoonfieldI thought you didn't care.

8. 

   Vera BullockI care about the helicopter. If the encore happens up there, the crowd is a field of confused cows.

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   Vera BullockViral Score, eight point four, because nobody has ever tuned a guitar over a propeller.

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    Vera BullockNina, is there a gadget that can stop a drummer's legs from filing a complaint?