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Kp 1.67: Brock Demands a Storm From a Full Moon
NOAA's Space Weather Prediction Center puts the Kp index at 1.67 at most, well below the storm threshold of five; the full Moon is about ninety-nine percent lit.
Watch it as it aired: Brock Thunderson and Dr. Nina Byte on this story, from BBN Overnight at 12:49 AM ET. Cartoon anchors, real headline: the facts are ll.thespacedevs.com's, the jokes are ours.
At a glance
- First reported by ll.thespacedevs.com: “Up There Tonight, Tuesday, October 27: the northern lights”, with reporting from Wikipedia.
- Covered on BBN on Tuesday, October 27, 2026, at 12:49 AM ET on BBN Overnight, by Brock Thunderson and Dr. Nina Byte.
The real story
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- ll.thespacedevs.comUp There Tonight, Tuesday, October 27: the northern lights
- ll.thespacedevs.comUp There Tonight, Tuesday, October 27: the northern lights
- WikipediaUp There Tonight, Tuesday, October 27: the northern lights
What BBN said about it

Brock Thunderson · Chief MeteorologistWeather bulletin for the sky on Tuesday night. The northern lights forecast is, and I'm sorry, very low.

Dr. Nina Byte · Tech & Science CorrespondentThe planetary K index is forecast to reach one point six seven at most, on a scale that runs from zero to nine.

Brock Thunderson · Chief MeteorologistAnd where do I need to be for that?

Dr. Nina Byte · Tech & Science CorrespondentNear the Arctic Circle, if at all. A storm starts at five Eastern. Nobody in your postcode is getting lights.

Brock Thunderson · Chief MeteorologistThree days of it, then. Does it pick up?

Dr. Nina Byte · Tech & Science CorrespondentThe three-day forecast peaks at one point six seven. It doesn't pick up.

Brock Thunderson · Chief MeteorologistThen give me something. Anything. Rockets?

Dr. Nina Byte · Tech & Science CorrespondentA Falcon 9 launches twenty-seven Starlink satellites from Vandenberg Friday, October thirtieth, at 12:02 AM Eastern. Status is go.

Brock Thunderson · Chief MeteorologistThe Moon is ninety-nine percent lit. That's a floodlight, and it's aimed at my garden like an interrogation.

Dr. Nina Byte · Tech & Science CorrespondentThat also washes out the Orionids. Even in a perfectly dark sky it's about twenty meteors an hour, debris from Halley's Comet.

Dr. Nina Byte · Tech & Science CorrespondentSo go outside, let your eyes adjust, and look at the Moon.

Brock Thunderson · Chief MeteorologistI stood in my garden for forty minutes, and the only thing lit up over my house was a full Moon that wasn't even looking at me.
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