Never Let Your Dog Chase the Cat 'Just Once'

What BBN said about it

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   Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorA-Z Animals has a tip for dog owners this morning: never let your dog chase the cat, even just once, because it teaches the dog that chasing is a fun game.

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   Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorJust once. That's how every great tragedy starts.

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   Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorSo BBN crowns every dog who ever resisted a cat today's Pet of the Day, Most Disciplined Sit in the Living Room, with a stat line of zero chases and one very proud tail.

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   Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorAnd the cat gets Best Supporting Hiss, for staying perfectly calm on top of the fridge.

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   Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorI'm getting a little emotional. Those dogs sat, they stayed, and they did it for all of us.

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   Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorThe cat never ran, Chip. Gloria, what's the world done today that's worse than this?