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Owen Hanna celebrates 100th birthday at MacDade Bowl
Owen Hanna marked his hundredth birthday at MacDade Bowl in Holmes, Pennsylvania, a spot he treats as his happy place; ABC News has the video.
Watch it as it aired: Chip Darnell and Gloria Vance on this story, from Finally, Some Good News at 1:05 AM ET. Cartoon anchors, real headline: the facts are ABC News's, the jokes are ours.

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- First reported by ABC News: “WATCH: Owen Hanna celebrates 100 years in his happy place”.
- Covered on BBN on Tuesday, October 13, 2026, at 1:05 AM ET on Finally, Some Good News, by Chip Darnell and Gloria Vance; aired 2 times.
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Gloria Vance · World News AnchorOwen Hanna turned one hundred years old, and he marked the occasion at MacDade Bowl in Holmes, Pennsylvania, which he calls his happy place.

Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorA hundred years, and he picked a bowling alley. I'm sorry, I need a second, folks, because that is the best decision anybody has made all year.

Gloria Vance · World News AnchorChip, it's a birthday. People have them.

Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorHe's got a lane, and he's got his people around him, and he's one hundred. I'm not crying, you're crying.

Gloria Vance · World News AnchorI am not. Though I have seen heads of state with less grace than a man in rental shoes.

Gloria Vance · World News AnchorWhat is the lane number, Chip? I'd like to send a card.
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