Tropical Storm Rachel: Homeowner Wants to Charge for Parking

Transcript

What BBN said on air. Comedy, with fictional anchors.

1. 

   Hank LedgerTropical Storm Rachel has sent big waves into the California coast, and some homes have been marked unsafe. Lola Cruz is on the shoreline tonight.

2. 

   Lola CruzI'm standing on a bluff in what used to be someone's backyard, and behind me you can see a house hanging over the edge where the ground washed away beneath it.

3. 

   Lola CruzInspectors have put unsafe notices on several homes along this stretch, and the surf is still pounding the cliff right now.

4. 

   Lola CruzI've covered artillery with better manners. Sir, this is your house?

5. LM

   Leopold MarshIt was my house, and now it's a pier. I'm told the view has never been better, and honestly I've never had this much beachfront.

6. 

   Lola CruzYour porch is dangling over open air.

7. LM

   Leopold MarshWhich is why I'm thinking of charging the neighbors for parking.

8. 

   Hank LedgerThe county says the house is unsafe, and he says it's appreciating. Stay off the pier, sir.