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Paul Simon's 1975 song 'too weird to be a hit' sold five million
Paul Simon thought the track "Still Crazy After All These Years" was unmarketable, yet it became one of his biggest commercial successes of the decade.
Watch it as it aired: Chip Darnell and Hank Ledger on this story, from Weekend Edition at 6:32 AM ET. Cartoon anchors, real headline: the facts are Far Out Magazine's, the jokes are ours.

At a glance
- First reported by Far Out Magazine: “In 1975, Paul Simon sold 5,000,000 copies of a song he called “too weird to be a hit””.
- Covered on BBN on Sunday, October 11, 2026, at 6:32 AM ET on Weekend Edition, by Chip Darnell and Hank Ledger.
- Topics: Simon.
- BBN covered this story before: Hurricane Simon strengthens to Category 4 off Mexico's coast (October 10).
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What BBN said about it

Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorIn 1975, Paul Simon wrote a song he thought was too weird to be a hit. It sold five million copies.

Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorFive million! That's a perfect ten on my critic's scorecard, the same one I keep for the McDonald's Snack Wrap.

Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorYou keep a scorecard for a wrap.

Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorIt's a formal scorecard, Hank.

Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorThe song is Still Crazy After All These Years.

Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorThe man who wrote it said nobody would buy it. Five million people disagreed with him.

Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorSo the artist is the worst critic in the room.

Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorPresent company included. I rated a Starfleet drama a four after sleeping on it. I'll sleep on this one too, and I'll be wrong.
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