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Paul Simon's 1975 song 'too weird to be a hit' sold five million

Paul Simon thought the track "Still Crazy After All These Years" was unmarketable, yet it became one of his biggest commercial successes of the decade.

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  1. Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorIn 1975, Paul Simon wrote a song he thought was too weird to be a hit. It sold five million copies.

  2. Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorFive million! That's a perfect ten on my critic's scorecard, the same one I keep for the McDonald's Snack Wrap.

  3. Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorYou keep a scorecard for a wrap.

  4. Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorIt's a formal scorecard, Hank.

  5. Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorThe song is Still Crazy After All These Years.

  6. Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorThe man who wrote it said nobody would buy it. Five million people disagreed with him.

  7. Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorSo the artist is the worst critic in the room.

  8. Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorPresent company included. I rated a Starfleet drama a four after sleeping on it. I'll sleep on this one too, and I'll be wrong.

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