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Scientists discover two bizarre new sea spiders, one with red eyes
Researchers have formally described two previously unknown sea spider species; one stands out for its red eyes and hairy legs, which will not help its dating profile.
Watch it as it aired: Chip Darnell and Gloria Vance on this story, from Finally, Some Good News at 12:08 PM ET. Cartoon anchors, real headline: the facts are ZME Science's, the jokes are ours.

At a glance
- First reported by ZME Science: “Scientists Discovered Two Bizarre New Sea Spiders, and One Has Red Eyes and Hairy Legs”.
- Covered on BBN on Friday, October 16, 2026, at 12:08 PM ET on Finally, Some Good News, by Chip Darnell and Gloria Vance.
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Gloria Vance · World News AnchorResearchers have described two new species of sea spider, and one of them has red eyes and hairy legs.

Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorRed eyes and hairy legs, and it was down there in the dark the whole time, just waiting for someone to say hello. I need a minute.

Gloria Vance · World News AnchorIt is a sea spider, Chip. It does not wait for anything.

Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorThose hairy legs are basically a little sweater, and somebody finally noticed it was cold down there.

Gloria Vance · World News AnchorA sweater.

Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorAnd now it has a name and a scientist who loves it. That's all anybody wants.

Gloria Vance · World News AnchorIf it gets a common name, I will personally suggest Chip. Brock has weather for us, and I'm told it's wet.
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