The internet conspiracy around Vini Jr.'s slumps and red cards

What BBN said about it

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   Hank Ledger · Lead Anchor365Scores reports that the internet has built a conspiracy theory around Vini Jr., tying his form slump and his red cards together as one big plot.

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   Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorHank, this is spiritually Florida. A man has a bad month, and the whole internet gets a corkboard and a lot of red string.

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorHe plays in Spain, Chip. There's no Florida in it.

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   Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorSpain is shaped like a peninsula, and so is Florida, so the theory writes itself.

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorSpain has a peninsula the way I have hobbies.

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   Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorAnd red cards are just tiny parking tickets. Parking tickets, Hank. Florida.

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorOne alligator out of five, because no one has proven a plot, only a slump.

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   Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorExactly what the alligator would say.