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USC jumps 13 spots in AP poll after beating Ohio State

Wake Forest, 7-1 after a 51-7 win over Virginia, stayed at No. 14 while USC climbed from No. 31 to No. 18; the voters were generous.

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  1. Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorUSC was unranked after a seventeen to seven loss to Wisconsin, and now the Trojans are number eighteen after beating Ohio State thirty to eighteen.

  2. Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorOhio State was without its starting quarterback.

  3. Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorSo USC won one game against a team that was short a man, and the poll moved them thirteen spots.

  4. Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorI think that's lovely, Dale.

  5. Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorSomebody has a bad week, wins one, and sixty voters say we always believed in you. I'm getting a little misty.

  6. Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorWake Forest beat Virginia fifty-one to seven and stayed at number fourteen.

  7. Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorThe offense has outscored opponents one eighty-seven to thirty-one over four weeks, per Fox News.

  8. Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorForty-four points and no hug?

  9. Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorMiami is still number one at eight and oh, and Ohio State fell nine spots to eleven.

  10. Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorWake Forest scored fifty-one and stayed at fourteen, and USC scored thirty and got a parade.

  11. Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorSo next week I'm showing up for the second half.

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The story so far

  1. Five things to expect in USC's blue blood battle with Ohio State · Yahoo Sports
  2. Election battle lines, Starlink towers, Ohio State at USC · WSJ
  3. USC stuns No. 2 Ohio State 30-18 at the Coliseum · New York Post
  4. USC stuns Ohio State; midterm affordability; Epstein Balmoral probe · ESPN
  5. Portnoy torches Ohio State; Marshall goes rogue in Kansas · The New York Times
  6. Midterms Final Weekend, Steelers Rout Browns, BYU-Ohio State · Yahoo Sports
  7. USC jumps 13 spots in AP poll after beating Ohio State (this story)

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