Ohio State at Indiana: Hot Takes Rated Room Temperature

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What BBN said on air. Comedy, with fictional anchors.

1. 

   Chip DarnellYahoo Sports says Indiana hosts Ohio State in Week Seven, their first meeting since the Big Ten Championship, and I have my thermometer out.

2. 

   Chip DarnellVera, you're up.

3. 

   Vera BullockMy take is that this is a reunion, and the loser will hug the winner at midfield and ask for a group photo.

4. 

   Chip DarnellThat is NOT hot, Vera, that is room temperature with a ribbon on it.

5. 

   Brock ThundersonMy take is that the kickoff forecast is a cold front rolling in, and the quarterback will slip, and I'll be proven right by a fumble.

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   Chip DarnellThat is HOT, Brock, because you put a weather system inside a football game and the cold chain held.

7. 

   Vera BullockA fumble in a cold front? Ugh.

8. 

   Chip DarnellMy final take is that this rematch will be so good that every ticket gets a free yogurt, and the yogurt is still fresh.

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   Brock ThundersonAnd that is the hottest take I have heard all day, and I am furious.