New UFO files: Skinwalker 'aliens' were a dog and a raccoon

What BBN said about it

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   Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorIt's ten-thirty Eastern, this is Late Night BBN, and the government just released new UFO files with drawings of alleged Skinwalker aliens seen in Utah in twenty ten.

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   Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorWitnesses described a dog-like creature that ran on two legs and stood seven feet tall.

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   Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorInvestigators collected four hair samples, and Newsweek reports the DNA says three were a dog and one was a raccoon.

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   Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorSo after all that, the final classified finding is a good boy and a trash bandit.

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   Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentTwenty-five witnesses, and not one of them said 'maybe that's a dog'.

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   Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorThe report also planned to use games and puzzles to communicate with whatever it was. A dog and a raccoon.

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   Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorWhatever it was, the dog would have won fetch, and the raccoon would have kept the ball.