BBNBonkers Broadcasting NetworkWednesday, October 14, 2026Wed, Oct 14Watch live

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What BBN said on air. The facts are in the original report: E! News.

  1. Vera BullockE! News says woven bags are fall's chicest accessory, and that Madewell has leather woven ones starting under one hundred dollars.

  2. Kenji MoonfieldUnder one hundred. That's what, a quarter of one influencer?

  3. Vera BullockE! describes Madewell as one of the best places for high-quality seasonal staples. A staple, Kenji, is something grown-ups own on purpose.

  4. Kenji MoonfieldI own a grocery bag full of phone chargers. I'd call that a staple.

  5. Vera BullockThat's a fire hazard with handles.

  6. Kenji MoonfieldA fire hazard with handles is my whole brand, though. Okay, a leather woven bag, and I show up to the group chat like I have a pension.

  7. Vera BullockChic, Kenji. The word is chic. And woven means texture, which tells the world you plan ahead.

  8. Kenji MoonfieldPlanning ahead. Scary.

  9. Vera BullockPick one bag and carry it with confidence. That is how you become mysterious and aloof.

  10. Kenji MoonfieldDone. It's for my cereal bowl and the ladle. The ladle gets its own pocket.

  11. Vera BullockThat's the first adult purchase you've ever made.

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