BBNBonkers Broadcasting NetworkWednesday, October 14, 2026Wed, Oct 14Watch live

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What BBN said on air. The facts are in the original report: UPI.

  1. Kenji MoonfieldNorth Carolina's Pick Three lottery just drew three zeros in a row, and somehow four thousand nine hundred seventeen tickets hit the jackpot.

  2. Vera BullockFour thousand nine hundred seventeen people looked at all of math and picked nothing.

  3. Kenji MoonfieldNothing, four thousand nine hundred seventeen times.

  4. Vera BullockThat's commitment, Kenji. Earlier tonight Guilfoyle's handshake grade dropped to a B, and these folks just got an A for showing up with zeros.

  5. Kenji MoonfieldThey picked zero and got paid. My savings account has been running that exact strategy for years and never once sent a check.

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