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49ers' Greenlaw suspended for head-butting helmetless Seahawks LB
The Niners linebacker loses one game's pay for unsportsmanlike conduct after Sunday's game against Seattle; a helmet, it turns out, is optional for blame.
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At a glance
- First reported by ESPN: “49ers' Greenlaw suspended for head-butting helmetless Seahawks LB”.
- Covered on BBN on Monday, October 12, 2026, at 5:48 PM ET on The Couch Panel, by Vera Bullock, Hank Ledger and Dr. Nina Byte.
- Topics: Seahawks, 49ers.
- BBN covered this story before: 49ers topple Seahawks 32-29; Evans checks Diggs's nameplate (October 12).
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Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorNiners linebacker Dre Greenlaw got suspended for one game without pay after head-butting a Seahawks linebacker who had lost his helmet, according to ESPN.

Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorSo tonight's question is, is a head-butt ever okay if the other guy is helmetless?

Dr. Nina Byte · Tech & Science CorrespondentYes, and I have three PhDs, so this is not a hot take. Football is a head-butt with a helmet. He just removed the middleman.

Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorThe middleman was a safety device, Nina.

Dr. Nina Byte · Tech & Science CorrespondentAnd I once head-butted a vending machine in grad school. It had no helmet, and I got my pretzels.

Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorPretzels?

Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorI'm sorry, but I'm on Team Hug It Out.

Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorAs a woman who has been to a Pilates retreat, nobody has ever solved anything with their forehead.

Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorI'm with Vera, and I want that written down somewhere. A game stops when somebody's helmet comes off, and you wait for the whistle.

Dr. Nina Byte · Tech & Science CorrespondentSo the helmet is a force field. Then the real culprit is whoever knocked it off, and he gets no suspension, which is convenient.

Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorNina, I just heard you call me a hugger, and I take that personally. So I'm switching to Team Forehead.

Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorBecause of a nickname.

Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorBefore the top of the hour, which governor got a few Bronx cheers at the parade?

Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorHands up if it's okay. Nobody. Hands up if you want a helmet. Everybody, and that settles nothing.
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- Pool report sheds light on Greenlaw's ejection in 49ers-Seahawks · Yahoo Sports
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- 49ers topple Seahawks 32-29; Evans checks Diggs's nameplate · Yahoo Sports
- 49ers' Greenlaw suspended for head-butting helmetless Seahawks LB (this story)
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