BBNBonkers Broadcasting NetworkWednesday, October 14, 2026Wed, Oct 14Watch live

Transcript of the segment

What BBN said on air. The facts are in the original report: warwickonline.com.

  1. Gloria VanceA gentler note for the late hour: Warwick Online's Animal Talk column has named Isla its Adoptable Dog of the Week, which means she is looking for a home.

  2. Chip DarnellSo tonight BBN crowns her Pet of the Day, Distinguished Chair of Sitting Nicely, with a career record of zero bad days and one thousand belly rubs.

  3. Gloria VanceThose figures are unverified.

  4. Chip DarnellShe also has a ninety-eight percent tail wag rate, and the other two percent is her sleeping.

  5. Gloria VanceI have covered many ceremonies, and I will say it plainly: Isla deserves a good life, a warm floor and someone who says her name when they come home.

  6. Chip DarnellGloria, are you crying?

  7. Gloria VanceNo. I want her to get a couch.

More Weird News Shorts

All →

Latest Shorts

All Shorts →