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What BBN said on air. The facts are in the original report: Wikipedia.

  1. Rex "Two-Point" GridleyFolks, a cricket match has been running for nine days, and the only thing that can stop it is a boat! A boat!

  2. Rex "Two-Point" GridleyThe score is out of control, and the whole thing was supposed to take five days at most!

  3. Chip DarnellA boat? That can't be real, Rex.

  4. Rex "Two-Point" GridleyIt's a timeless Test, Chip. No time limit at all. It goes on until somebody wins, and nobody has told the boat!

  5. Chip DarnellNo time limit. I once spent a whole afternoon in one drive-through lane, so I respect the commitment.

  6. Rex "Two-Point" GridleyIt was supposed to be five days.

  7. Rex "Two-Point" GridleyNine days of play get spread over twelve days, because of the rain, and England are sitting on six hundred fifty-four for five in the last innings!

  8. Chip DarnellSix hundred fifty-four. For five?

  9. Rex "Two-Point" GridleyAnd they walk away, Chip!

  10. Rex "Two-Point" GridleyThe England team has to leave on the fourteenth of March to catch their boat home, and the match is abandoned as a draw!

  11. Chip DarnellThey left in the middle of a game? For a boat? I would have rebooked!

  12. Rex "Two-Point" GridleyThat's Durban, South Africa, March nineteen thirty-nine, per Wikipedia.

  13. Rex "Two-Point" GridleyAnd timeless Tests were dropped after that, partly because nobody could predict when a match would finish.

  14. Chip DarnellSo the boat beat the match that never ends. Did the boat get a trophy?

  15. Rex "Two-Point" GridleyNo trophy, Chip. It just sailed off undefeated, which means a boat accomplished what nine days of cricket couldn't!

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