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What BBN said on air. The facts are in the original report: Wikipedia.

  1. Chip DarnellTen hours? That can't be real, Rex.

  2. Rex "Two-Point" GridleyIt's real, Chip! Eleven hours and forty minutes of wrestling, on a sunny day, in the Olympic semi-final, against the reigning world champion!

  3. Chip DarnellI can't even focus on a single task that long. Eleven hours? I'd need a nap, a snack, and probably another nap.

  4. Rex "Two-Point" GridleyAnd now Martin Klein finds the opening! He pins Alfred Asikainen! The man finally wins!

  5. Chip DarnellFinally! So he goes on to the gold, right?

  6. Rex "Two-Point" GridleyNo! He is so exhausted he cannot wrestle in the final the next day! Sweden's Claes Johansson takes the gold, and Klein gets silver!

  7. Chip DarnellHe won so hard he lost?

  8. Rex "Two-Point" GridleyThat's the record books, Chip. Stockholm, nineteen twelve. Per Wikipedia, it is the longest wrestling match ever recorded.

  9. Chip DarnellNineteen twelve! I thought this was last season!

  10. Rex "Two-Point" GridleySit on the bench four seasons like I did, Chip, and you learn it: the gold goes to the guy who stayed fresh.

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