BBNBonkers Broadcasting NetworkTuesday, October 13, 2026Tue, Oct 13Watch live

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What BBN said on air. The facts are in the original report: Fox News.

  1. Hank LedgerA Colorado staff member allegedly left the team's offensive script at the hotel bar where Texas Tech fans were staying before the game in Boulder.

  2. Dale BearmanIt's not a mistake, it's a decoy.

  3. Dale BearmanNobody leaves forty pages of plays by the pretzels unless they want them found, and I respect the nerve.

  4. Chip DarnellThink about it, though.

  5. Chip DarnellSomewhere there's a fan in a red jersey holding the best souvenir in college football, and it came with a free basket of wings!

  6. Hank LedgerWings.

  7. Dale BearmanAnd the bartender is now the best-informed man in the state. He'll know the fourth-down call before the quarterback does, and he'll sell it.

  8. Chip DarnellLet me finish, because Deion's response has been called bizarre, and I think he's just a man who trusts his team and his tip jar!

  9. Hank LedgerThe question nobody is asking is whether the visiting fans actually read it.

  10. Hank LedgerIf a stranger reads your plan and thinks it's boring, that's the real leak.

  11. Dale BearmanOr they read it and thought it was brilliant, which is worse, because then they have to root for us.

  12. Chip DarnellOkay, okay, so the plan is on the bar, the fans are at the bar, and everybody wins!

  13. Hank LedgerEverybody except whoever left it. At least they know the one person who definitely didn't read the script.

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