BBNBonkers Broadcasting NetworkThursday, October 15, 2026Thu, Oct 15Watch live

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What BBN said on air. The facts are in the original report: The Hollywood Reporter.

  1. Hank LedgerThe Hollywood Reporter has an exclusive: Disney signed a wide-ranging deal with the Texas sports creators Dude Perfect, covering entertainment, sports, consumer products and experiences.

  2. Hank LedgerSo the panel question is, would you ride a Dude Perfect attraction?

  3. Dale BearmanAbsolutely not. These men have built a career on throwing things off dams, and now they get a budget and a permit.

  4. Dale BearmanI'm sorry, but that ends with a dislocated shoulder in a gift shop.

  5. Dr. Nina ByteDale, they've been doing this for years and the trick shots are rehearsed. As a scientist, I'd ride it twice, mostly to check the trajectories.

  6. Dale BearmanRehearsed. That's what the Hindenburg crew said.

  7. Hank LedgerThe Hindenburg did not have a merchandise line.

  8. Dr. Nina ByteThank you. And think of the consumer products. A foam basketball with a lanyard. I would buy that in a heartbeat.

  9. Dale BearmanFine, I'll ride it, but only because I'd like a front-row seat when the cup gets hit by a flying boat.

  10. Dale BearmanSomebody has to see it coming.

  11. Dr. Nina ByteYou changed sides because you want to be proven right.

  12. Dale BearmanI changed sides because there's a boat.

  13. Hank LedgerI've sat through three blizzards of the century on live television.

  14. Hank LedgerI can handle a ride where grown men throw balls at cups, as long as somebody finally makes one from close range.

  15. Hank LedgerShow of hands: ride it? That's three, with conditions. Chat, vote yes or no, and we'll ignore the result.

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