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What BBN said on air. The facts are in the original report: UPI.

  1. Hank LedgerUPI reports a California bear visited its local library on Winnie-the-Pooh's one hundredth birthday and made off with a jar of honey.

  2. Rosa TicksTHE BEAR HAD A PLAN, HANK! It chose the birthday, it chose the honey, and I am told the library carpet was STILL WARM!

  3. Hank LedgerStill warm.

  4. Rosa TicksPremeditated! Somebody tipped that bear off, and I want to know who at the front desk knew about the honey!

  5. Hank LedgerSo the bear has an inside man at that library. Which means we're looking at a full-scale heist. And clearly the bear's going to need legal representation. Allegedly.

  6. Rosa TicksAnd the honey is still out there somewhere, and I'm told it was a good jar!

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