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What BBN said on air. The facts are in the original report: Корабелов.ІНФО.

  1. Chip DarnellA four-and-a-half-month-old Amur tigress squeezed through the bars of her fence at Mykolaiv Zoo, and she has now been caught.

  2. Gloria VanceZoo director Volodymyr Topchiy announced it on Facebook.

  3. Gloria VanceStaff had searched the grounds with a dog handler and hunting dogs before the search was suspended for the night.

  4. Chip DarnellShe's about the size of a small dog. And she beat the dogs.

  5. Gloria VanceMr. Topchiy's statement, in full: "She's been caught; everyone's off duty tomorrow." A complete operation, concluded in one sentence.

  6. Chip DarnellHer stat line: one fence, zero bars left uncrossed, and one entire search party given the day off. Rating, ten out of ten.

  7. Gloria VancePet of the Day, then, to the only one in the region who delivered time off.

  8. Gloria VanceThe dogs have declined to comment; they are off duty.

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