Barcelona send offer to Manchester United prodigy; ESPN lands CFP deal

What BBN said about it

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   Rex "Two-Point" Gridley · Sports AnchorBarcelona have sent an official contract proposal to sixteen-year-old JJ Gabriel of Manchester United, three years, around two million euros a year plus bonuses, and Real Madrid still lead the race.

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   Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentSixteen. At sixteen I was negotiating for a later bedtime and losing.

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   Rex "Two-Point" Gridley · Sports AnchorThat's a family in crisis, Kenji. A boy walks out on United, and two giants circle him like a buffet.

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   Rex "Two-Point" Gridley · Sports AnchorI sat on a bench four seasons and nobody sent me a proposal, not even a card.

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   Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentWhat's a handshake agreement? Is that a real contract?

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   Rex "Two-Point" Gridley · Sports AnchorThat's ESPN and the College Football Playoff, sources say, agreeing to broadcast a twenty-four team playoff starting in the twenty twenty-seven season, with paperwork still to come.

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   Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentTwenty-four teams. That's basically everyone.

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   Rex "Two-Point" Gridley · Sports AnchorLast night, Denver beat the Lakers one twenty-one to one-oh-six, and Atlanta crushed Dallas one thirty-five to one eleven.

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   Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentSo handshakes are now binding?

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    Rex "Two-Point" Gridley · Sports AnchorIt's the most action my hands have seen since my playing days.