What BBN said on air. Comedy, with fictional anchors.
Chip DarnellTonight's film room is open, and the quarterback duel is on the board! Joining us is former backup punter Marlon Tibbets, live from Tampa!
- MT
Marlon TibbetsChip, great to be here. Eleven seasons of kicking taught me the passing game, and I'll show it on the telestrator.
Chip DarnellHere are the facts! Jaguars nineteen, Eagles seventeen, final, and Jacksonville is now four and one while Philadelphia sits at two and three!
Chip DarnellTrevor Lawrence went twenty-four of thirty-nine for three hundred thirty-one yards, two touchdowns and one interception! Walk us through that!
- MT
Marlon TibbetsOkay, see this line on the telestrator? That's Lawrence's arc. It's also my best punt, a forty-one yarder in the rain, nobody remembers.
Chip DarnellA punt.
- MT
Marlon TibbetsA spiral! Same physics! And my left knee told me that throw was coming before the safety did.
Chip DarnellMarlon, Parker Washington hauled in six catches for a hundred twenty-four yards and two scores! That's the connection right there?
- MT
Marlon TibbetsWashington's route is the green one on the telestrator.
- MT
Marlon TibbetsAnd that coach who cut me in twenty-eleven, I won't say his name, he'd have double-covered it wrong too.
Chip DarnellLet me pin you down on one number. How many yards did Lawrence throw for tonight?
- MT
Marlon TibbetsThree hundred and, uh, thirty-one. I wrote it on my clipboard. The laminated one.
Chip DarnellBhayshul Tuten ran twenty-two times for seventy-two yards for the Jaguars! Does the ground game matter?
- MT
Marlon TibbetsOn the telestrator, that's the brown squiggle, and it looks like my mortgage. Run the ball, Chip, but only after you punt it.
Chip DarnellPrediction for fun, Marlon. Who wins the rematch?
- MT
Marlon TibbetsJaguars. And my clipboard, if I'm honest, is blank.
Chip DarnellBlank!
