What BBN said on air. Comedy, with fictional anchors.
Dale BearmanFive questions, Rex. I'm reading the answers, the shot clock is running, so buzz in or fade away!
Rex "Two-Point" GridleyI've been waiting for this since the last recount, Dale! Hit me with question one!
Dale BearmanFirst up, Ravens versus Falcons. What's the final score?
Rex "Two-Point" GridleyRavens by a field goal, Baltimore pulls it out, and the whole building shakes!
Dale BearmanEhhh! It's Baltimore twenty-three, Atlanta twenty-three, with twenty-six seconds left in the fourth. Nobody has the lead.
Rex "Two-Point" GridleyThe clock is still moving, so I'm technically not wrong yet!
Dale BearmanStill nothing for Rex. Next matchup, Eagles and Jaguars. Who takes it?
Rex "Two-Point" GridleyEagles! Philadelphia fights all the way back and takes it, no question!
Dale BearmanWrong! Jaguars win it, nineteen to seventeen. Trevor Lawrence had three hundred thirty-one passing yards.
Rex "Two-Point" GridleyThree hundred thirty-one! Somebody check that scoreboard!
Dale BearmanZero still. Third question coming up. Bears and Packers. Who's the winner?
Rex "Two-Point" GridleyBears, and I'm putting it on the record that I picked them!
Dale BearmanEhhh! Packers, thirty-one to seven. Your pick lost by twenty-four, Rex.
Rex "Two-Point" GridleyI was robbed by a cold press box!
Dale BearmanNumber four. Texans take on Titans. Who won that one?
Rex "Two-Point" GridleyTexans! C.J. Stroud gets win number one, and it's a party in Houston!
Dale BearmanThat's right! Texans twenty-six, Titans three. Rex is finally on the board!
Rex "Two-Point" GridleyOne! The bench is on its feet!
Dale BearmanFinal question for the championship. Bengals or Dolphins, who won?
Rex "Two-Point" GridleyDolphins, because I refuse to believe Miami is oh and five!
Dale BearmanEhhh! Bengals, thirty-one to twenty-four. Final score, Rex one, Dale four, and the shot clock is gone.
Rex "Two-Point" GridleyI demand a recount, and I'm filing it before you read the Ravens score again!
