Bills Skill Player Draws NFL Trade Interest at $30 Million

What BBN said about it

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorYahoo Sports reports that other NFL teams may have trade interest in a Buffalo Bills skill player carrying a thirty million dollar price tag, and the Bills play Monday Night Football tonight at a three and one record.

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   Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorMy hot take: he should read it as a compliment. Thirty million dollars of people wanting you at lunch?

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   Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorThat's a standing ovation with a receipt.

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorHot. Applause with an invoice is the most American thing I've heard today.

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   Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorMine is that he's being browsed during warmups, like a sofa at a clearance sale. Somebody will ask for a discount on the scuff.

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorA scuff.

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorNot. The scuff is doing all the work, and the sofa has no point.

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   Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorThen what's yours, Hank?

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorNobody has ever called me expendable, because nobody has ever tried to trade me. That is the hottest take in this building.