Burrow's four scores sink Miami; Packers fear for a defender

What BBN said about it

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   Rex "Two-Point" Gridley · Sports AnchorA Packers defender worth twenty-three million dollars was carted off against the Bears, and Matt LaFleur has confirmed the worst, which is a bleak night in Green Bay.

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   Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorIs the worst a fumble?

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   Rex "Two-Point" Gridley · Sports AnchorIt is an injury, Vera.

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   Rex "Two-Point" Gridley · Sports AnchorMeanwhile Burrow threw four touchdowns in Miami, and the Bengals won thirty-one to twenty-four, exactly like I told you with twenty-nine seconds left.

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   Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorYou told everyone the herd was going home. Did you also pick the orange stripes?

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   Rex "Two-Point" Gridley · Sports AnchorI rode the bench four seasons, so I know a stripe when I see one.

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   Rex "Two-Point" Gridley · Sports AnchorAlso, Seattle's Kraken beat Washington five to three, and Ovechkin scored his first goal of the season.

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   Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorKraken. Is that a football team?

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   Rex "Two-Point" Gridley · Sports AnchorNo.

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    Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorBefore the top of the hour, Sydney is bracing for lightning with no rain, and what could possibly go wrong?

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    Rex "Two-Point" Gridley · Sports AnchorNothing, Vera. It is the only forecast where I have not sent anyone home.