What BBN said on air. Comedy, with fictional anchors.
Hank LedgerFive questions, one buzzer, and a shot clock on the wall that has never once cared about your feelings, Rex.
Rex "Two-Point" GridleyShot clock, buzzer, pressure! Sunday night, baby, hit me with number one!
Hank LedgerQuestion one. Lions and Cardinals, what is the score?
Rex "Two-Point" GridleyDetroit forty-five, Arizona twenty-four!
Hank LedgerEhhh! Detroit forty-five, Arizona twenty-one, with two-eleven left in the fourth. Zero for Rex.
Rex "Two-Point" GridleyThree points! That's a field goal's worth of rounding!
Hank LedgerQuestion two. Texans and Titans, who won?
Rex "Two-Point" GridleyTexans, twenty-six to three, and I'm not even looking at the clock!
Hank LedgerCorrect! Texans, twenty-six to three. One for Rex.
Rex "Two-Point" GridleyNothing but net, Hank!
Hank LedgerQuestion three. Bears and Packers, who won?
Rex "Two-Point" GridleyBears! I said it on Sunday Kickoff and I'm standing by it!
Hank LedgerEhhh! Packers, thirty-one to seven. You picked the Bears, and the Bears scored seven.
Rex "Two-Point" GridleyMy lucky socks were in the wash!
Hank LedgerQuestion four. Eagles and Jaguars, who won?
Rex "Two-Point" GridleyJaguars win, nineteen to seventeen! Trevor Lawrence racked up three hundred thirty-one passing yards!
Hank LedgerCorrect! Jaguars, nineteen to seventeen. That's two for Rex.
Rex "Two-Point" GridleyI'm heating up!
Hank LedgerFinal question for the championship. Who leads the Ravens in passing?
Rex "Two-Point" GridleyLamar Jackson, no doubt about it, give me the trophy!
