What BBN said on air. Comedy, with fictional anchors.
Rex "Two-Point" GridleyAll rise! Court is in session, case number four-zero-two, the people versus the cut-paper plug, and the wig is still a mop!
Hank LedgerThe charges are operating a T-shirt cannon without a permit, and excessive celebration of a three-yard gain.
Rex "Two-Point" GridleyBoth are tied to tonight's game, where Denver leads Los Angeles twenty to seventeen with two twenty-nine left in the fourth!
Vera BullockProsecution here, and I love the plug's colors, which is exactly why this hurts!
Vera BullockThe Chargers are oh and four, and this paper menace was seen near the cannon!
Hank LedgerThe defense says the plug was never near any cannon, and that a paper plug has no arms to fire one.
Rex "Two-Point" GridleyBold strategy! Paper has no arms and no excuses! The Broncos take possession, second and eight down at the Chargers nineteen-yard line!
Vera BullockRed zone! That means danger, and also Christmas, and frankly I'm done talking about it!
Hank LedgerBo Nix has sixteen completions in twenty-seven throws for one hundred twenty-three yards. The plug threw none of them.
Rex "Two-Point" GridleyDenver just burned timeout number two, and that is clearly the plug's doing!
Vera BullockObjection! The defense is arguing with a wig!
Rex "Two-Point" GridleySustained! I'm a mop with a gavel, and I take that personally!
Hank LedgerThe defense calls a surprise witness, a fictional concession stand worker who saw the plug sitting very still.
Vera BullockCross-examination! Did the plug celebrate a three-yard gain, yes or no?
Hank LedgerThe witness says it was a very small celebration. One wiggle, and then it apologized.
Rex "Two-Point" GridleyKimani Vidal had fifty-seven yards and a touchdown for the Chargers, so the plug has a friend, and I do not like it!
