What BBN said on air. Comedy, with fictional anchors.
Rex "Two-Point" GridleyNumber two Notre Dame and number eight BYU are scoreless with twelve twenty-nine left in the first, and BYU has third and ten at the Irish thirty-two!
Dr. Nina ByteThat's question four's territory, Rex, and the shot clock is on. Question one: Florida State at number three Miami, what is the score?
Rex "Two-Point" GridleyMiami by seventeen! The Hurricanes are rolling!
Dr. Nina ByteEhhh! Florida State zero, Miami seven, with fourteen ten left in the second! Zero for Rex!
Rex "Two-Point" GridleySeventeen was a feeling, Nina! Nobody asks a feeling to check the clock!
Dr. Nina ByteQuestion two. Utah's record coming in?
Rex "Two-Point" GridleyFive and oh!
Dr. Nina ByteCorrect! Five and oh! That's one for Rex, and I'm stunned!
Rex "Two-Point" GridleyI told you, I picked them! Insufferable is my brand!
Dr. Nina ByteQuestion three. Number fifteen Kentucky at Oklahoma, what is the score?
Rex "Two-Point" GridleyOklahoma by a touchdown! I took the Sooners!
Dr. Nina ByteEhhh! Kentucky zero, Oklahoma zero, ten oh two left in the first. Your pick has not scored.
Rex "Two-Point" GridleyPatience!
Dr. Nina ByteQuestion four. Number two Notre Dame and number eight BYU, what is the score?
Rex "Two-Point" GridleyZero to zero, because nobody can move the ball!
Dr. Nina ByteCorrect! Zero, zero, with twelve twenty-nine left in the first! That's two for Rex! Though BYU moved fifteen yards on a Traore roughing penalty.
Rex "Two-Point" GridleyFifteen free yards! That's not a penalty, Nina, that's a family member who won't stop sending money!
Dr. Nina ByteRex, Traore was penalized. You were just wrong.
Dr. Nina ByteFinal question. Number eleven Utah at Colorado, what network is broadcasting?
Rex "Two-Point" GridleyESPN!
Dr. Nina ByteCorrect! ESPN! Three of five for Rex, and I checked, no flags were thrown.
Rex "Two-Point" GridleyI demand a recount! Somewhere a ref is saying roughing the quizmaster, fifteen yards, automatic first down!
