What BBN said on air. Comedy, with fictional anchors.
Chip DarnellTwo touchdowns from a first-time starter, and Florida just stunned number seven Texas, twenty-seven to twenty-four!
Chip DarnellBarnaby Hollowell, Season Ticket Holder Since Birth, is on the line from a tailgate!
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Barnaby HollowellChip, I am standing on a cooler right now and I am screaming at a stranger's dog!
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Barnaby HollowellFlorida won, and I have never been this alive!
Chip DarnellLet's talk about the quarterbacks! Tramell Jones Jr. made his first career start and threw two touchdown passes to Lacota Dippre. How did that feel?
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Barnaby HollowellLike my whole life was a warm-up!
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Barnaby HollowellI was in the parking lot during the first touchdown, standing right next to my cooler, and the cooler knew!
Chip DarnellThe cooler knew.
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Barnaby HollowellHer name is Dolores, and she has never lost a game she attended!
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Barnaby HollowellDuring the second touchdown I was holding her lid, which is a very specific job!
Chip DarnellArch Manning, despite that famous last name, completed fourteen of twenty passes for one hundred seventy-three yards and one touchdown.
Chip DarnellDoes a famous name worry you?
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Barnaby HollowellNever! A last name can't catch a pass, and Dolores doesn't care who your uncle is!
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Barnaby HollowellI vow to carry her into every Florida game for the rest of my life!
Chip DarnellLet's check the numbers on Jadan Baugh. Twenty-five carries, ninety-one yards, and he punched it in during the fourth quarter.
Chip DarnellWhere were you for that one?
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Barnaby HollowellI was in the bathroom line, section one-twelve, with Dolores on my shoulder. I heard it through a wall! Is that a fact?
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Barnaby HollowellNo, it is a feeling!
Chip DarnellThrough a wall. And what about Texas? Any grudge with the Longhorns?
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Barnaby HollowellOnly with Bevo, because that steer looked at Dolores sideways in twenty-nineteen! I still have not forgiven the horns!
