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Fortaleza's own-goal gift: Série B's rival hands over a point

The own goal came in Brazil's second division and helped Fortaleza in the standings; a rival's generosity is rarely free.

On air: Chip Darnell and Gloria Vance on BBN Overnight
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  1. Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorA rival midfielder in Brazil's second division scored an own goal that helped Fortaleza, and the clip is still circulating tonight, which makes it spiritually Florida.

  2. Gloria Vance · World News AnchorBrazil, Chip. Not Florida. The match was in Série B, and the only thing the two share is a coastline.

  3. Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorCoastlines are how it starts, Gloria. Somebody always ends up in a swamp.

  4. Gloria Vance · World News AnchorOur earlier report called it a gift from the other side.

  5. Gloria Vance · World News AnchorI have since seen gifts in many capitals, and every one arrived with a bill.

  6. Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorSo Fortaleza owes a thank-you note.

  7. Gloria Vance · World News AnchorHandwritten, and ideally unsigned.

  8. Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorFlorida Man Rating: two alligators, because nobody got bitten.

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