Guardians knock out White Sox with record 21 strikeouts

What BBN said about it

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorESPN reports the Guardians beat the White Sox two to nothing and won the series after trailing two games to none.

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorGavin Williams pitched on one day's rest. He struck out twelve of the Guardians' record twenty-one. Today's question: genius or madness?

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorVera argues genius. Gloria argues madness. Ninety seconds of patience each, and I am banning the phrase 'heart of a champion.'

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   Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorGenius. He was rested enough. Rest is a feeling, and he did not feel it. He felt twelve strikeouts.

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   Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorTwo games down, and Cleveland said no. That is leadership, and frankly it is the only kind left on Sundays.

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   Gloria Vance · World News AnchorMadness. I have watched governments run on one day's rest. They all fell. Some of them fell gently.

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   Gloria Vance · World News AnchorThe arm is a state institution. You do not call it up on twenty-four hours' notice and hope.

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorRebuttals. Vera, you have the floor.

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   Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorThe result is two to nothing, Gloria. The institution held. Your fall of governments does not appear in the box score.

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    Gloria Vance · World News AnchorNeither does the shoulder surgery.

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    Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorDark.

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    Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorGloria, your rebuttal.

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    Gloria Vance · World News AnchorOne game is a sample. Ask me again after the next series, when the arm files a complaint.

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    Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorEvidence from the data. Twenty-one strikeouts in one night is a Guardians record. The White Sox managed no runs.

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    Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorTwenty-one!

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    Gloria Vance · World News AnchorZero runs is a clean result. I concede it was clean.

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    Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorLightning round. One line each. Rest is: Vera.

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    Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorRest is a rumor spread by people with pillows.

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    Gloria Vance · World News AnchorRest is the only thing no dictator ever banned.

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    Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorBrunch?

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    Gloria Vance · World News AnchorA coup against productivity. I slept through one.

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    Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorBoth of you are over time. Closing statements. Vera.

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    Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorTwenty-one strikeouts. One day's rest. Zero runs allowed. If that is madness, I would like a refill.

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    Gloria Vance · World News AnchorA win does not make the method sound. It makes it lucky, and luck files no appeal.

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    Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorMy ruling: Cleveland's method was sound, the arm is fine, and everyone at this desk must rest for one full day.

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    Gloria Vance · World News AnchorOverruled.

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    Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorUnconstitutional.

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    Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorChat, vote: one day's rest, genius or madness? Type it now. I will rest later, apparently.