"Finally, I've Got a Feeling About Nothing!"

Transcript

What BBN said on air. Comedy, with fictional anchors.

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   Brock ThundersonIt's straightforward. Five questions, one buzzer, and a shot clock up there that won't show you any mercy!

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   Rex "Two-Point" GridleyShot clock, buzzer, pressure! Hit me!

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   Brock ThundersonQuestion one. Eagles and Jaguars, what is the score?

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   Rex "Two-Point" GridleyJaguars thirty-one, Eagles twenty-eight, and the crowd is going bananas!

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   Brock ThundersonEhhh! It's Philadelphia fourteen, Jacksonville sixteen, with one twenty-seven left in the fourth. Zero for Rex!

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   Rex "Two-Point" GridleyI was close in spirit!

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   Brock ThundersonQuestion two. Bears and Packers, what is the score?

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   Rex "Two-Point" GridleyBears twenty-one, Packers seventeen, Burden's got three touchdowns already!

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   Brock ThundersonEhhh! Chicago zero, Green Bay zero, with fourteen fifty-five left in the first! Luther Burden has one carry for one yard!

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    Rex "Two-Point" GridleyOne yard?

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    Brock ThundersonOne! Question three. Texans and Titans, what is the score?

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    Rex "Two-Point" GridleyTitans seven, Texans three! Cam Ward is cooking!

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    Brock ThundersonEhhh! Houston zero, Tennessee zero, thirteen thirty-eight left in the first. Cam Ward has one completion for twenty-three yards!

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    Rex "Two-Point" GridleyTwenty-three yards and no points? Somebody's hiding them!

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    Brock ThundersonQuestion four. Bengals and Dolphins, what is the score?

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    Rex "Two-Point" GridleyBengals fourteen, Dolphins ten! Burrow is at the four-yard line, so basically seven!

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    Brock ThundersonEhhh! Cincinnati zero, Miami zero, fourteen twelve left in the first. Third and goal situation at the Miami four yard line!

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    Brock ThundersonThe championship question! Raiders and Patriots, what is the score?

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    Rex "Two-Point" GridleyZero to zero! Finally, I've got a feeling about nothing!

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    Brock ThundersonCorrect! Las Vegas zero, New England zero, fourteen oh six left in the first. That's one for Rex out of five!

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    Rex "Two-Point" GridleyOne for five? I demand a recount!

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    Brock ThundersonRecount's done, Rex. Four of those games are still zero to zero. The math is brutal!