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Bruins AHL prospect scores first career goal in bizarre way

The prospect plays in the AHL, the Bruins' minor league; the report calls the goal bizarre and leaves everyone guessing.

On air: Chip Darnell and Gloria Vance on The Weekend Shift
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Photo: Sarah Connors · CC BY 2.0 · Wikimedia Commons
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  1. Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorMeanwhile, Causeway Crowd reports a Bruins minor league prospect scored his first career goal in the most bizarre way possible.

  2. Gloria Vance · World News AnchorThe report does not say how.

  3. Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorThat makes it spiritually Florida, Gloria, because nobody planned it and everyone is thrilled.

  4. Gloria Vance · World News AnchorBoston is not in Florida. And I request a recount, by an independent panel, with the puck present.

  5. Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorHowever it went in, it counts, and his mom is putting it on the fridge. Four alligators!

  6. Gloria Vance · World News AnchorTwo. Florida requires an actual alligator in the net.

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