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Qinwen Zheng posts first message after China Open title

Zheng defeated Mirra Andreeva in Beijing to win the China Open, jumping 31 places in the rankings—faster ascents tend to attract sponsors.

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  1. Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorQinwen Zheng beat Mirra Andreeva in the China Open final in Beijing, and Yahoo Sports says she jumped thirty-one places in the rankings.

  2. Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorKenji, give me a take.

  3. Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentHer first post after winning is going to outperform every press conference she ever gives.

  4. Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentNobody has ever read a trophy speech, but everybody screenshots a caption with a trophy emoji.

  5. Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorNOT. Nobody screenshots anything at four in the morning, and I would know.

  6. Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorThirty-one places in one week is how it starts. Nobody climbs that fast without something coming to collect, and the something is usually a sponsor.

  7. Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorHOT. Gloomy, specific, and slightly rude to a sponsor.

  8. Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentRude to a sponsor?

  9. Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorFinal take.

  10. Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorThirty-one places is a lot, but I have sat in this chair since two thousand nine without moving one, and the thermometer is my only trophy.

  11. Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorThat is the hottest thing said all night, and it is the saddest.

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  6. Andreeva reaches first China Open final after straight-sets win · Yahoo Sports
  7. Qinwen Zheng posts first message after China Open title (this story)

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