What BBN said on air. Comedy, with fictional anchors.

Rex "Two-Point" GridleyPackers thirty-one, Bears seven, final at Lambeau, and my film guy is here to tell me why!

Rex "Two-Point" GridleyBarnaby Oyelaran, eleven seasons as a backup guard, welcome to the Film Room!
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Barnaby OyelaranGlad to be here, Rex. I called this one at halftime, and I have the laminated chart to prove it.

Rex "Two-Point" GridleyHere are the facts! Both teams came in three and two, and Green Bay left four and two after thirty-one to seven!

Rex "Two-Point" GridleyThe number that decides it is three hundred sixty-seven! That's how many yards Jordan Love threw for, on twenty-five of thirty-one, with two touchdowns!
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Barnaby OyelaranThree sixty-seven. Look at his feet on the telestrator, Rex. Those feet are quiet.
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Barnaby OyelaranMy feet were never quiet, they crackled like a bag of chips, and my knees still do.

Rex "Two-Point" GridleyTwenty-five of thirty-one! Nothing bounced, nothing sailed, and Christian Watson caught six for one hundred forty-three and two scores!
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Barnaby OyelaranActually, I called it at halftime on Friday. Okay, Wednesday.
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Barnaby OyelaranThe coach who cut me in my second year would never have let a receiver run free like that, and I will not say his name.

Rex "Two-Point" GridleyFriday?
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Barnaby OyelaranI called it Tuesday, Rex.

Rex "Two-Point" GridleyThen pin it down for me! Love's three sixty-seven yards against a Bears defense that never got near him.

Rex "Two-Point" GridleyWhat is the one thing that made that number?
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Barnaby OyelaranTime. He had so much time that he could have ordered a sandwich in the pocket.
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Barnaby OyelaranI once held a block for four seconds in a preseason game, and a man in the stands applauded.

Rex "Two-Point" GridleyNow the other side! Chicago's D'Andre Swift carried nine times for forty-three yards and one touchdown, and that was the whole Bears offense, seven points!