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The film guy who called it Friday. Okay, Wednesday.

Packers beat Bears 31-7 behind Jordan Love's 367 yards. The whole segment, as it aired. An NFL guest breaks down the tape. The tape wins.

On air
Rex "Two-Point" Gridley, with Barnaby Oyelaran (Former backup guard)
Aired
on Sunday Night Spotlight
Length
2:00
“Nineteen ninety-eight! Barnaby Oyelaran, a man who has called every game that already happened!”
Rex "Two-Point" Gridley, BBN

Transcript

What BBN said on air. Comedy, with fictional anchors.

  1. Rex "Two-Point" GridleyPackers thirty-one, Bears seven, final at Lambeau, and my film guy is here to tell me why!

  2. Rex "Two-Point" GridleyBarnaby Oyelaran, eleven seasons as a backup guard, welcome to the Film Room!

  3. Barnaby OyelaranGlad to be here, Rex. I called this one at halftime, and I have the laminated chart to prove it.

  4. Rex "Two-Point" GridleyHere are the facts! Both teams came in three and two, and Green Bay left four and two after thirty-one to seven!

  5. Rex "Two-Point" GridleyThe number that decides it is three hundred sixty-seven! That's how many yards Jordan Love threw for, on twenty-five of thirty-one, with two touchdowns!

  6. Barnaby OyelaranThree sixty-seven. Look at his feet on the telestrator, Rex. Those feet are quiet.

  7. Barnaby OyelaranMy feet were never quiet, they crackled like a bag of chips, and my knees still do.

  8. Rex "Two-Point" GridleyTwenty-five of thirty-one! Nothing bounced, nothing sailed, and Christian Watson caught six for one hundred forty-three and two scores!

  9. Barnaby OyelaranActually, I called it at halftime on Friday. Okay, Wednesday.

  10. Barnaby OyelaranThe coach who cut me in my second year would never have let a receiver run free like that, and I will not say his name.

  11. Rex "Two-Point" GridleyFriday?

  12. Barnaby OyelaranI called it Tuesday, Rex.

  13. Rex "Two-Point" GridleyThen pin it down for me! Love's three sixty-seven yards against a Bears defense that never got near him.

  14. Rex "Two-Point" GridleyWhat is the one thing that made that number?

  15. Barnaby OyelaranTime. He had so much time that he could have ordered a sandwich in the pocket.

  16. Barnaby OyelaranI once held a block for four seconds in a preseason game, and a man in the stands applauded.

  17. Rex "Two-Point" GridleyNow the other side! Chicago's D'Andre Swift carried nine times for forty-three yards and one touchdown, and that was the whole Bears offense, seven points!

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