Rams keep finding new ways to sabotage their championship hopes

What BBN said about it

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorThe New York Post says it is getting harder to trust the Rams: too sloppy, too undisciplined, and still talking about a championship.

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorWith me is Cornelius Ap Tavish, chief executive of the Los Angeles Penalty Flag Appreciation Society.

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorMr. Ap Tavish, what do you make of the sloppiness?

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   Cornelius Ap TavishHank, I see a team that gives.

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   Cornelius Ap TavishEvery flag is a gift, and for the fans, we sell a pin for each one at nine dollars.

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorSo the Rams commit a penalty and you make nine dollars. Let me ask you whether you want them to stop.

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   Cornelius Ap TavishOf course I want them to stop, Hank. Stopping would be wonderful. For the fans, our twelve-pin set is now ninety-nine dollars.

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorThe set went up ten dollars during that answer.

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   Cornelius Ap TavishThe market moves, Hank. And for the fans, it moved last Sunday, when they were flagged eleven times and I bought a boat.

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    Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorA boat.

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    Cornelius Ap TavishA small one. It's named Holding. For the fans, it sleeps six, and it is very expensive.

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    Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorI'm asking you again, and I'd like a straight answer. Do you profit when the Rams are undisciplined, yes or no?

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    Cornelius Ap TavishI profit when the fans care, Hank, and nobody cares like they do when a tackle is illegal.

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    Cornelius Ap TavishFor the fans, that is worth two hundred dollars.

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    Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorLast question. If the Rams clean it up and win the title, what happens to your pins?

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    Cornelius Ap TavishI have never been so frightened in my life. Please, for the fans, buy the pins now, before they play well.