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Stolen car allegedly hits woman near Melbourne Marathon course

A young boy was reportedly about thirty feet from the stolen car, a witness said; no medal was issued to the vehicle.

On air: Rosa Ticks and Gloria Vance on BBN Crime Watch
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  1. Gloria Vance · World News AnchorMelbourne, Australia. A marathon. Thousands of runners. And a car that allegedly should never have been there.

  2. Rosa Ticks · Live ReporterIT WAS A STOLEN CAR, GLORIA! Allegedly! It allegedly hit a woman and nearly broke onto the course!

  3. Rosa Ticks · Live ReporterOne witness says a young boy was about thirty feet away!

  4. Gloria Vance · World News AnchorThirty feet. The distance between a finish line and a funeral.

  5. Rosa Ticks · Live ReporterThirty feet! Spectators are eating oranges in total shock!

  6. Gloria Vance · World News AnchorOranges. Allegedly sliced for the runners.

  7. Rosa Ticks · Live ReporterThe car almost made the course, Gloria. It almost got a foil blanket!

  8. Gloria Vance · World News AnchorA stolen car does not deserve a blanket. Only the lint court would allow it.

  9. Rosa Ticks · Live ReporterIt did not finish. No medal!

  10. Gloria Vance · World News AnchorJustice, at last.

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