Tatum scores 36 as Celtics beat Knicks

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   Rex "Two-Point" Gridley · Sports AnchorJayson Tatum drops thirty-six on the Knicks, seven of them in the last eighty seconds, and Boston wins its home opener.

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   Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentThat's the defending champs at oh and two. Mike Brown says he likes to look at five-game sample sizes.

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   Rex "Two-Point" Gridley · Sports AnchorLook, I'm telling you, that is a coach hiding behind a calculator. Two losses is a crisis, and a crisis is not a sample.

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   Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentBut by his math the season hasn't started yet. They're buffering.

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   Rex "Two-Point" Gridley · Sports AnchorBuffering? Orlando, Detroit and Chicago are next. Those are real games.

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   Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentPre-roll ads. Nobody counts those.

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   Rex "Two-Point" Gridley · Sports AnchorMeanwhile, Tatum scores five on the next two Celtics possessions and puts it away. Ball game.

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   Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentSo Tatum's thirty-six was a free trial, and the Knicks are still on the waitlist.