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Satlyt's open software rides a SpaceX rocket beside Google's
Satlyt pitches open software that works across many companies' satellites, a rival to SpaceX's closed, all-in-one approach; rejection, it turns out, has a launch window.
Watch it as it aired: Dr. Nina Byte and Kenji Moonfield on this story, from The Bonk-o-Meter at 2:19 PM ET. Cartoon anchors, real headline: the facts are TechCrunch's, the jokes are ours.

At a glance
- First reported by TechCrunch: “SpaceX and Google both said no. Now his software is riding a SpaceX rocket next to Google’s”.
- Covered on BBN on Tuesday, October 13, 2026, at 2:19 PM ET on The Bonk-o-Meter, by Dr. Nina Byte and Kenji Moonfield.
- Topics: Google, SpaceX.
The real story
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What BBN said about it

Dr. Nina Byte · Tech & Science CorrespondentToday's claim: a startup called Satlyt wants to be the Android of orbital computing, and TechCrunch reports its software is now riding a SpaceX rocket next to Google's, after both companies said no to it.

Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentSo they both rejected him, and now he's on the rocket with both of them. That's the best revenge in the history of rejection.

Dr. Nina Byte · Tech & Science CorrespondentThe pitch is open software that runs on many companies' satellites, versus SpaceX's closed, all-in-one approach, which TechCrunch compares to an iPhone.

Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentOpen versus closed. In space.

Dr. Nina Byte · Tech & Science CorrespondentYes, and the claim checks out. The software is aboard, the pitch is accurate, and the rejections are in the reporting. Nobody needs a cape.

Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentI got rejected by three apartments last year. By this math I should own a satellite by Friday.

Dr. Nina Byte · Tech & Science CorrespondentRating: Medium Bonkers. The Bonk-o-Meter sits at the middle notch, and your landlord remains unlaunched.

Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentRex, did any team ever get told no and end up on the rocket?
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