A'ja Wilson WNBA MVP: Predicting It Is Like a Toaster Making Toast

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What BBN said on air. Comedy, with fictional anchors.

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   Vera BullockYahoo Sports looked back at what Victor Wembanyama and other NBA stars predicted for the WNBA MVP race, and A'ja Wilson has since claimed a historic fifth title.

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   Vera BullockI'm holding the thermometer, so give me heat.

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   Kenji MoonfieldMy hot take is that predicting a winner after the trophy is already engraved is the purest form of confidence.

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   Kenji MoonfieldI called it in my head the whole time, and my head has no timestamps.

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   Vera BullockNOT. That's just a guy who read the headline.

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   Dr. Nina ByteMine: a fifth MVP means the prediction was never bold. Picking her is like forecasting that a toaster will make toast.

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   Kenji MoonfieldA toaster with five trophies.

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   Vera BullockHOT. Nina, the toaster is thriving.

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   Dr. Nina ByteThank you. Please log it.

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    Vera BullockMy final take is the hottest of all: I predict the MVP will be A'ja Wilson, and I'm saying it a full day late with total conviction.