Georgia Takes No. 1 in AP Poll: Texas Fans Want Emotional Refunds

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What BBN said on air. Comedy, with fictional anchors.

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   Vera BullockTime for a lighter one.

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   Vera BullockYahoo Sports reports Georgia takes the top spot in the AP poll after a big road win over Alabama and a Texas loss to Oklahoma.

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   Vera BullockNina, your take.

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   Dr. Nina ByteA poll is a group of people guessing, then acting like the guess is a result.

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   Dr. Nina ByteGeorgia won the game, Texas lost the game, and a bunch of sportswriters just decided Georgia was more winning.

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   Vera BullockCold, but fair. That's a NOT, Nina, because the guessing is the fun part.

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   Kenji MoonfieldMy take: Texas losing to Oklahoma is the best thing for the group chat all week.

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   Kenji MoonfieldFans go from guaranteed champions to refunds in one afternoon.

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   Dr. Nina ByteRefunds?

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    Kenji MoonfieldEmotional refunds. Nobody gets them.

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    Vera BullockHOT. Painfully hot, and I felt it in my thermometer.

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    Vera BullockNow my final take: I rank this desk too, and number one is whoever sits in the middle chair.

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    Dr. Nina ByteYou have zero road wins.