3M recalls Scotch laminators after 63 reports of smoking, melting…

What BBN said about it

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorNow to your desk drawer. 3M is recalling Scotch laminators after sixty-three reports of smoking, melting and overheating.

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorWith us is Thaddeus Yarborough, who represents the company and the people suing it. Thaddeus, how is that possible?

3. TY

   Thaddeus YarboroughSpeaking strictly as a friend of the consumer, it's very simple.

4. TY

   Thaddeus YarboroughI'm deeply sorry on behalf of 3M, and deeply disappointed in 3M on behalf of everyone else, and my invoices are identical.

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorSo you apologize to yourself and accept it.

6. TY

   Thaddeus YarboroughSpeaking strictly as a friend of the consumer, and of one very patient office manager in Dayton, I drafted both press releases this afternoon. They share a font.

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorBoth releases. Before the recall had finished airing.

8. TY

   Thaddeus YarboroughLook at this pouch, Hank. It's still warm, and I keep it as a souvenir, or as exhibit A, depending on who is calling.

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorWarm.

10. TY

    Thaddeus YarboroughSpeaking strictly as a friend of the consumer, and of a man who sells oven mitts, it is warm because the system works.

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    Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorOne last question. Which side will you be on tomorrow?

12. TY

    Thaddeus YarboroughWhichever one is cooler.