Penn State vs Michigan: Hot Takes on a Buffering Defense

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What BBN said on air. Comedy, with fictional anchors.

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   Chip DarnellYahoo Sports says Penn State needs quarterback Rocco Becht and a struggling defense to upset Michigan at home.

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   Chip DarnellHot takes, please, and I have the thermometer.

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   Kenji MoonfieldHot take: Penn State's defense wins by going viral. Every time Michigan snaps the ball, it just buffers.

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   Chip DarnellBuffering. That is a NOT, Kenji, because I have watched a defense do that already, and it was not on purpose.

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   Gloria VanceHot take: Becht should not throw at all. He should just look at the Michigan defense, gravely, until it leaves the field.

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   Kenji MoonfieldThat works on me.

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   Chip DarnellHOT, Gloria. I have felt that look from you and I would hand over the ball.

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   Chip DarnellMy final take is hotter. The best defense in that whole stadium is the parking lot. I have never once gotten out of it.

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   Gloria VanceThat is a correction waiting to happen, Chip.