Luka Dončić Voted Best Small Forward: He's a Guard

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What BBN said on air. Comedy, with fictional anchors.

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   Vera BullockDeadline reports the Bryson Fire near Calamigos Ranch in Malibu has charred over a hundred acres so far, prompting evacuation orders as winds are forecast to reach fifty miles an hour overnight.

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   Vera BullockOn to Hot Take or Not.

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   Vera BullockIn the NBA general manager survey, Yahoo Sports says Luka Dončić won best small forward at thirty-seven percent, and he's a guard.

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   Kenji MoonfieldHot take: positions are just group chat names now, and he got added to the small forward one by accident.

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   Vera BullockHot. Nobody has ever left that group chat.

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   Gloria VanceHot take: I covered a ceasefire once where the negotiator was the wrong profession, and it held for years.

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   Vera BullockNot. That was a ceasefire, Gloria.

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   Vera BullockMy own take: I'm the best small forward in the building, and I've played zero minutes there. Brock, is the wind going to ruin my case?