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4,400 measles cases in US; CDC sending a disease detective

The CDC says the investigator is headed to Pennsylvania; meanwhile Fox and the New York Post are busy with Democratic 2028 and Hochul talk.

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  1. Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorMore than forty-four hundred measles cases are now reported across the United States, and ABC News says the CDC is sending a disease detective to Pennsylvania.

  2. Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorOne detective. For forty-four hundred cases.

  3. Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorAnd what a detective! Trench coat, magnifying glass, probably a van with a snack drawer. I love a road trip with a purpose.

  4. Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorThe job is tracing who caught it from whom. That's the whole case.

  5. Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorIt doesn't need a van, it needs a lot of phone calls and a very patient person.

  6. Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorA virus as the suspect, a handshake at a county fair as the weapon. I'd watch that show.

  7. Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorCheck your vaccine records tonight. It's a boring sentence, and it's the one that closes the case.

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  4. U.S. measles cases pass 4,000; Pennsylvania behind over a quarter · The Hill
  5. Pennsylvania at the center of US measles outbreaks · The Hill
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