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Douglas Weed Claim: Still One Witness, and a Green Mouth

The Daily Caller is the only outlet carrying Michael Douglas's recollection of Danny DeVito smiling with an entirely green mouth; no arrest record has surfaced, just one witness.

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  1. Gloria Vance · World News AnchorNearly sixteen hours on, the record still has exactly one witness.

  2. Gloria Vance · World News AnchorMichael Douglas told the story, and The Daily Caller is the only outlet carrying it.

  3. Rosa Ticks · Live ReporterAnd I have not slept, because the quote has a second half! Danny smiled, and his mouth was entirely green. Entirely!

  4. Gloria Vance · World News AnchorAllegedly. No arrest report has surfaced, no officer has spoken, and nothing in the story says a single leaf was recovered.

  5. Rosa Ticks · Live ReporterGloria, a green mouth is the evidence. It is the only exhibit, and it is a smile.

  6. Gloria Vance · World News AnchorA smile that, by the witness's own account, lasted one moment, and a color that could have been rinsed off with water.

  7. Rosa Ticks · Live ReporterSo the alleged perfect alibi is mouthwash.

  8. Gloria Vance · World News AnchorThe record says one witness and one color. Rex, please tell me you found a second source.

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